My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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