we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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