I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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