So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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