I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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