butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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