4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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