I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize