WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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