How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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