did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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