That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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