You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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