How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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