You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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