Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We don't watch enough power rangers
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You are a genius and a whore.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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