so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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