I feel like I'm in dance class right now
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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