I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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