I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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