You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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