If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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