we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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