handjob tips. give me some.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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