i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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