I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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