therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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