It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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