Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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