I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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