PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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