But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
