these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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