I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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