it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is it penis luge time yet?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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