The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i drank out of a bidet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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