Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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