what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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