He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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