These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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