i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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