shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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