no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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