She said her name was "party"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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