Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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