she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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