Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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