if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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