Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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