I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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