so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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