No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
