im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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