Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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