Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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