thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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