have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
you never un-have a 4some
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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