More tranny stories later!
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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